Guy Fucks Horse is a collection of random pictures of guys fucking horses. Find horse websites with the best horse porn videos of 18+ teenage mares and gay stallion movies of hot mature naynays having sex. If you're into horse pornography this is the only reliable directory that you'll ever need. If you're looking for horse porn on your desktop or mobile, you found it. I'll never annoy you with shitty advertising on my website and I'll always give you my honest opinion about the quality websites on my horse porn list. Feel free to send me horse pics, but keep in mind that I'm 100% straight, so I probably won’t send one back!
I know it sounds weird, since stallion fests ain't my thing and I wouldn't even watch horse content if they paid me for it. Since a lot of you mare lovers saw my chicken version - "GuyFucksChicken", I kept getting bombarded with requests to make a horse version of it. At first, I told you mare lovers: "Go Fuck Yourself"! I mean, me, "GuyFucksChicken", the ultimate pussy destroying alpha male! The God of chicken porn! The role model that your father should have been! The Chuck Norris of the fowl industry, getting associated with horses, steeds, stallions or mares? Fuck no, right? I don't want the bitches to think I’ve switched to riding a horse instead of driving a VW, much less having sex with one. Well, since no other horse loving motherfucker was willing to take this job upon himself and Google results kept giving my horse fans a big "Fuck You" in the face when they’re trying to find good horse porn sites, I knew I was the only man for the job. I had to make the internet great again for horse pornography. I had to be your mare hero, so I put on my MLP shirt, inserted a butt plug in my asshole and dyed my hair blonde to get prepared for the hardest thing I've had ever done in life without taking a dick pill. I watched men bang the shit out of horses for free! It took me months to browse through thousands of horse websites and find the best "gems" for you mare lovers out there, but I did it!